The New Quibbler.

[All throughout Tetha and Neon today, in all the local coffee shops at all the news stands and even in some waiting rooms of dentists offices and the like, copies of the Quibbler can be found, Special Edition: The truth behind Ravemon's secret war, The plot and what YOU can do to stay safe.

Inside is a well written report by Luna Lovegood (Heavily edited by Labramon as to cut out the random tangents she has a tendency to go off on) detailing the Events of the attacks on seemingly random tamers that happened only a few months ago and how the plot is tied to none other then Ravemon himself. Also included are pictures of the "Doc's Clinc" In Tetha, known for the care and support it gives to the community being overcome by goons and police. Pictures of warehouses were the paper pro ports shady dealings to have taken place are also included, as The Quibbler is typically a rag of non-sense and speculation that few actually put much weight behind it's a little surprising to see such an in depth...and logical sounding study. Then again it's also a paper infamous for it's love of conspiracy theories. Either way it's in the third printing right now as copies are flying off the shelves get yours today!

Also...included with every copy is a free pair of specterscopes, glasses that allow you to see the pictures and words almost leap off the page!]

It's good to be home.

I'm amazed we're alive.

Oh it wasn't all bad.

Says you, you weren't the one being chased by the Nazi Zombiemon.

I'm very sorry about that.

It's OK, you had to protect the great pumpkin.

It was very important he finish his route this year.

Too bad he hurt his stem.

We couldn't just leave him after that...but we're home now and that's what's important.

Oh look the D-comms on. Hey guys we're home! Did we miss anything?

I do hope we weren't missed. We'll have to do a patrol of the building.

Luna I'm not sure the Safety Patrol has gotten back together.

We probably should just to be safe...the colder it gets the more likely we are to attract Olafkins.

Not even going to ask.

They're easy to locate, they each have only the one eyebrow, and an extra eye on their ankle.

-here are you going with that shovel?

I'm just heading out to try and find the entrance to the civilization of molepeople that keeps Tetha floating.

...of coarse you are.

Hello there.

My name is Luna Lovegood so I've been told and do to an accident I've lost some of my memories.

The memories of my time in this world are coming back slowly...but I'm having trouble recalling my life before here.

So I suppose my first question will be about a name that popped into my head this afternoon. I suspect he's some great personal hero of mine.

Who is Neville Longbottom?

Good Morning everyone, Luna Lovegood speaking.

This is just a note that Courage thought I should post...my classmate Tiffany Clay's Birthday is on Monday and I wasn't sure if we should do something like a party or if someone had anything planned. I'm not terribly good at party planning so I was hoping someone with more experience could help.

Also...do you suppose she'd like a pair of Specterscopes? She always told me she liked mine.

*Sound of Tiffany groaning*

Oh hello Tiffany, good to see you're awake.

owie...owie...

The doctors said you hit the wall as fast as a speeding car...do you remember much?

About what?

The invasion.

What invasion?

I guess not...do you know a seven letter word for antagonist?

Villain.

Hmm...maybe...let me try Nargles.

*Click*

-ttle ears like a hippos with long purple fur. The prefer if you hum music for them, nothing too fast. They prefer a nice waltz actually.

How can you not remember your age or anyone around here...but you can remember that?

I'm not sure...amnesia is a fickle thing I suppose.

Wait...was it dark out when you started talking? Did I space our all day?

Oh that? No I suspect we wandered through a piece of solid time. We were probably frozen in place for about two weeks. It's a very simple concept if you'd like me to explain it to you.

I-I'm good...let's just go get Lunch...err...I guess dinner now.

Come on now sweetheart it's nothing to be ashamed about.

I'm not ashamed.

What's he talking about? Can those things even be called he or she?

Plants do have genders yes...

Can't you tell by my voice I'm female?

It's rather manly for a woman's voice.

WELL EXCUSE ME!

S..s..sorry?!?

Anyway as I was saying Luna dearheart there's nothing to be ashamed of.

I'm not ashamed.

Luna do you even feel shame...like ever?

Only when I have something to be ashamed of.

Well then why don't you tell him you like him?

I'm afraid the time isn't right, Papa always said when the time is right the one that I will love will find me...though he mentioned that he'd prefer it not happen so soon.

Well I think you need to give him a nudge...sometimes boys can be so thick about their emotions...particularly this one I think.

Luna your recording...

Oh am I?

[recording ends]

Hello there,

I'm compiling a list, would you like to help?

I promise it won't take much of your time.

If you could ask one thing of someone to try and get to know them what would it be and why? Like if you were going on a date.


[Locked to Fillmore]

Officer Fillmore, I've heard of what you have been doing to help security around the Inns and I would quiet like to join your force if that's OK.

My magic does not work but I will do whatever I can!

"Hello there, my name is Luna Lovegood. I would like to welcome you to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy."

"Luna I told you we're in the Digital world, that can't be your school."

"It certainly looks like it...are you sure you didn't come to my world instead? It really is a lovely place I bet we're just in time for dinner."

"I dunno it seems a little late for Dinner Luna...besides I know we're not in your world because we were just walking down a street in Tetha."

"Hogsmeade could have remodeled...it was looking a little shabby last year...or perhaps we were attacked by a disgruntled Portkey, you know I hear that they can strike when you least expect it."

"What is a Portkey and how would one become disgruntled?"

"I think I may need to tell you later...I'm much too hungry to go into a proper explanation, and father always said "Never try to educate on an empty belly...it can cause grumblgorys and is generally considered rude."

"Is that even English? Wait come back! Can someone please explain to this girl what's going on she's not listening to me!"